There are only two
things to worry about;
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, this is nothing to
worry about;
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about;
Either you will get well or
you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two
things to worry about;
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is
nothing to worry about,
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with
friends,
You won't have time to worry. |
Hay sólo dos cosas para
preocuparse:
O estás bien o estás enfermo.
Si estás bien, no hay nada para
preocuparse;
Pero, si estás enfermo, hay dos cosas para preocuparse:
O te mejorarás o
morirás.
Si te mejoras, no hay nada para preocuparse;
Pero, si mueres, hay solo dos cosas
para preocuparse:
O irás al cielo o al infierno.
Si vas al cielo, no hay nada para
preocuparse;
Pero, si vas al infierno, quedarás tan ocupado estrechando manos con amigos,
Que
no tendrás tiempo para preocuparte. |